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Illuminate The City by Simili84
Illuminate The City
Trying to break the shell of mundane light painting...so yeah no photoshoping involved
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Blue Cube by Simili84
Blue Cube
Took me fucking hours to try and get this right....This is the closest I got before feeling I had to get the hell out of there since I had a pretty damn good feeling one of the house in front of the park was a drug dealing den. The ins and outs of dodgy looking people from 2am to 4am on a tuesday made me feel like I was in an episode of the Wire. I didn't want any part of that fucking plot line.
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Pastel lights by Simili84
Pastel lights
Again...always about me getting caught by security at night being sketchy with my photo gear. This time at the google offices in Dublin.
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Daniel Audet
Artist | Hobbyist | Photography
Canada
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

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wordeea Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
haha ! un an plus tard et je te resouhaite bonne fête ;) je ne sais pas si tu te pointes encore ici, mais passes-en une bonne !
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Simili84 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
lol Merci....whoa je suis pas venu ici depuis un foutu moment. Je suis en Irlande maintenant O_o
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wordeea Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
cool !! pour de bon ou juste en voyage ?
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Simili84 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
J'ai un Visa valide pour deux ans, on verra ;)
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wordeea Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hey ! bonne f[ete !!
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Simili84 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
merci! :)
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C-Allagash Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Salut!

Comment ça va?

Feature ici:
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Bonne année!
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Reilune Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional General Artist
:la:Thank you so very much for the :+devwatch: and support! :ahoy: It really means a lot to me! :hug:

:rose: Jessica Lorraine
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Simili84 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ah! funny you describe yourself as a boring when your stuff is all but boring and you're a cute one at that!

Keep producing awesomeness :)
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Reilune Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
hahaha. Well thanks :D
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